This week Katie and Brad decompose the hit song from 2000 "Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by one-hit wonders Nine Days
This is definitely NOT a story...nor is it really about a girl. I mean, the girl is a character, but its not her story....or a story at all. Its so poorly written that it can hardly be considered written at all. Unrelated, Brad ultimately never notices how frequently he uses the word "absolutely," independent of the song title.
And, seriously, Thomas Hardy...get off your God damned high horse